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Une femme d'un certain âge se présente chez un sexologue dans le but d'animer un peu sa morne vie sexuelle.

Le sexologue la conseille :

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La dame revient une semaine plus tard.

- Alors, est-ce que mon conseil a fonctionné ?

- Oh docteur, ce fut terrible ...

- Pourquoi, que s'est-il passé ?

- J'ai fait comme vous m'avez dit. J'en ai mis dans son café, et cela a eu un effet instantané.

Il a bondi de sa chaise, du revers de son bras il a balayé tout ce qu'il y avait sur la table, il m'a attirée vers lui en arrachant mes vêtements, et il m'a fait l'amour comme jamais il ne l'avait fait ! C'était terrible !

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- Parce que, ce fut tellement intense que j'ai eu le plus gros orgasme depuis au moins 20 ans!

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